Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize