My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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