Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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