oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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