Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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