Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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