you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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