yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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