I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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