Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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