he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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