He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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