you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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