Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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