I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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