Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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