I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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