yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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