Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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