dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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