Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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