areolas are like halos for boobs.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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