i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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