I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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