Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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