butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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