Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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