honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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