that's an acceptable place to lick
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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You made out with two different species that night
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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