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I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Two words: nipple clamps
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