the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize