Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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