these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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