I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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