yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I cut my penus on the lid.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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