Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
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Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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