my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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