Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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