So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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