i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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