idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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