He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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