"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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