Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am spending my child support on dildos
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
tell me about the eggs
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