sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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