god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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