Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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