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I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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