I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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