I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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